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6 weird traits/quirks stolen from ~missionquestthing

1) I read international news from BBCworld.com when I am in restroom
2) I get all my best ideas in the morning dream
3) My favorite time to read is while watching TV
4) If I play any sports I want to crash my opponent.
5) I am chemist but I like philosophy, drawing and analyze human mind
6) I like to watch movies by myself and sometime with special one and drinking water all the time




  Happy mood because I invent a special technique, organic chemist can use that in future. I invented it after joining 22 days in lab. Do you consider me productive?
  • Listening to: Mozert
I moved to new state and from august 1st there are so many things going on with me.... it's make me mad. It was 15th august (Indian independence day) I got British national as my room mates. Earlier I hate British because we (India) were under British rule for 190 years and I am former army man.

But honestly, I love british english and their culture. They told me my way of talking and my behavior is kinda British. So in few days we are excellent friend and now I am thinking to date with British girl......LOL. Unfortunately my roommate is a girl. I never stay with girl before so it's challenge for me too. Lets see, how can I deal with that.
  • Listening to: CNN
  • Watching: CNN
  • Drinking: Cofee
In this journal I am trying to get some information about your electronic gadgets. You can tell me what kind of gadget that you own? Do you love that or are you annoyed with that? If you love any gadget, tell me how it affects your life? If you don't like any gadget, tell me why don't you like it?


Personally I own
Laptop, wireless router, PDA, Two Cell phones, Cannon Camera, MP3 player, Apple I-POD, TV, PS2, DVD player, two massive hard drives, Electronic compass, Printer etc.

Among them I love Laptop because it's essential part of my life.

I hate GPRS system and my PDA. When I bought PDA I got the GPRS but it shows error frequently and if I need to access any map on road I can't get it at once.  If you have any co-passenger then it might help you to access the map on highway but if you want to access it by yourself it's very dangerous. One time I was about to collide a car when I was driving as well as I tried to access the map.
  • Listening to: Behind the blue eyes
  • Reading: Biochemistry for qualifier
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: People's mind
  • Watching: Poeple
  • Eating: Hungry
  • Drinking: Saliava
  I was born in India in 1978 at 2.30 am in a dark and stormy night. My love for mathematics and astrophysics specifically the “big-bang theory” of noble laureate physicist, Prof. Chandrasekhar made me to getting involved in science. After the early preparatory years, my scientific work has followed a certain pattern motivated, principally, by a quest after perspectives. In practice, this quest has consisted in my choosing (after some trials and tribulations) a certain area which appears amenable to cultivation and compatible with my taste, abilities, and temperament. And when after some years of study, I feel that I have accumulated a sufficient body of knowledge and achieved a view of my own, I have the urge to present my point of view, ab initio, in a coherent account with order, form, and structure.

  Throughout my childhood it was apparent that a life in science was in stars, especially a life is in chemistry. My loves for high energy exothermic combustion reaction were my main experimental interest at a young age, while my love for rocks and fossil tempered the excitement of detonation with a thirst for knowledge. My love for making fire and colored flame with various inorganic salts were my primary interest for pursuing chemistry in future. In my undergraduate study, my continuous effort to make some complex molecules; outside of my courses were primary ideas to get involved with research as organic chemist. I wanted to realize the biological facts behind the every molecule synthesis but the lack of knowledge in biology prevented me to become bio-organic chemist. There are some other dilemmas related to my career. I am also financial analyst by accident. My quest for knowing any subject make me what I am now.
Girls go naked. They want them to be seeing. Admired. Are they all sluts if so?






The whole concept of nudity sounds so liberating to me, but I really don’t want to be a part of the nude social scene. In particular, I went to strip club, to see the nude girls. The problem is I am not very comfortable with nude body. I was frustrated with how the expose themselves. I was shocked and left quickly. For me it’s like an open zoo and we (guys) are showing our lust openly. So the obvious question came in my friends mind, am I gay? I think I am straight and I like to see guys or girls in descent way. But the problem is that we don’t have any reference point by which we can say some kind of clothing is good or some of them are bad. Honestly I don’t like to show my body in public too. Even more embarrassing is the fact that every time I get naked when other people around, like in the locker room, I get shy. I didn't feel sexually attracted to anyone in strip club but it's just the whole concept of nudity and sexuality gives me an erection. Sometime, I tried to get the answer why this all strip club girls are performing naked in public? Is this only for money or for fun or do they have any social reason? I read some of the documents and interviews and they proved that some of them are helpless in their own world so they are exposing themselves and get some money. So we can conclude that “Nakedness is uncomely, as well in mind as body, and it added no small reverence to men's manners and actions if they be not altogether open. Therefore set it down: That a habit of secrecy is both politic and moral”.
  • Listening to: CNN
  • Watching: CNN
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: Water
Tageed by ~missionquestthing


Copy and paste this to your journal if tagged and change your answers to suit you. Then at the end you will be asked to tag 4 people




01( What room is your computer in?
in the bed room

02( Find the first writing utensil nearest to you...now what color is it and if it has a logo what does it say?

nothing except some design and made in china

03( What is your favorite animated movie?

I don't remember the name?

04( What was the last animated movie that you've watched? (completely. From start to finish)
meet the Robinson

05( What is your favorite life action movie?
BOND movies

06( What was the last live action movie you've watched? (Again...from start to finish)
Latest bond movie

07( what movie are you expecting the most to come to theaters or DVD?
I am not movie goers

08( Do you think that movie will do well?

invalid question

09( What do you like to draw, read about, or think about most?
Missionquestthing's draw and her stories other than that I don't have any time to read books except scientific journal

010( If you could be a god...What powers would you have?
I wish I should have power to feed the billions of hungry people all around the world

011( If you could be any animal...what one would it be? (mythical not included)

A Siberian husky and a cat

012( What is your favorite article of clothing? (jewlery and accesories included)

I don't have any favorite because missionquestthing and Dr. chanda knows that I sweat a lot.
013( Jesus christ:

What about him? Any burning news like "the lost tomb" by james cameron.

014( World Peace....What do you think about it?
Ask the Noble peace prize committee what they think.

015( Are you afraid of the fuzz? (cops)
I always afraid them because they are unpredictable :D.

016( What is your favorite pairing? (Yaoi, yuri and normal)

My dad and my mom. Famous one are Bill Clinton and Hillary, Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf

017( What sounds are in the area your in besides mechanical appliances?

the celling fan

018(who do you envy the most?

envy? I don't.  But myself is my envy character.

019( who are you most jelous of?

I am not jealous person. But I am jealous of Dr. Andrew Mayers and Dr. Stewart Schreiber of Harvard University. You can say I admire them too.

020( what smell do you like the most?
Rain, vanilla, fresh rose, jasmine flower

021( what's your least favorite smell?
As researcher in organic chemistry I use to expose to various smell. I hate ethane thiole, pyridine and any aromatic thiole they are million time smelly than any dumpster (:D).

022( what time is it now?
9.31 pm
  • Listening to: CNN
  • Watching: CNN
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: Water
Tagged by ~missionquestthing


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
" In connection with our project on asymmetric synthesis of R-amino acids, we found that tridentate ligands 4 possessing the desired structural features can be generated in situ (up to 6%) by treatment of Ni(II) complex of glycine with NaOH in Dimethyl Formamide."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Anderson Coopers 360

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7.50 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7.42 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Emergency vehicle!!!!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just few min ago. I was driving my car to Job.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Reading Science journal

9. What are you wearing?
A shirt, blue jeans, a pair of shoes (just office dress).

10. Did you dream last night?
may be

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night when I was reading Jokes.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
Nothing interesting

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A lot

14. What do you think of this quiz?
kamsa kamsi

15. What is the last film you saw?
Basic Instinct 2

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Pick up 200 kids from sub Saharan area of Africa and give them good education.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I am unpredictable!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
To strike out hunger from this world.

19. Do you like to dance?
I like to dance with the girl whom I like!!!!

20. George Bush:
"The most wanted"

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Martina Ann (but I will ask my wife first)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ivan (but I will ask my wife first)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
USA is not my mother land.  I am heading to Canada or try to find out job in New Zealand  (:D)

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't know

25.Tag 6 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

I don't know anybody
  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: journal
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: air
  • Drinking: nothing
EVERY THING ABOUT ME

01)What time are you starting this? 12.20 am
002) What is your name? Dipu
003) Date of birth: YOU GESS
004) Sex: Man

005) Height: 5'9
006) Eye color: BROWN
007) Weight: : 181
008) Location: India

009) Where were you born? Calcutta India.
010) Have you ever failed a grade? never in my life
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?
012) Do you have crush on someone? Yuppers, in my high school
013) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Never
016) What are you wearing right now? Shorts and T-shirt
017) Would you have sex before marriage? Do I need to!!!!
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? If I will crush then I would be consider as gay
019) Are you a virgin? 110%
020) Do you smoke? Never
021) Do you drink? I hate it.
022) Are you ghetto? No
023) Are you a player? Yes I was, am and will be
024) What are your favorite colors? Blue, Yellow and violet

025) What is your favorite wild animal? Tiger
026) Do you have any birthmarks? A black mole under my left eye
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked? Never
028) Who are your best friends? Chanda and Nik
029) Have you ever beat someone up? No

030) Who do you talk to most on the phone? Chanda
031) Have you ever been slapped? YEP by my Dad!! I don't like him because for child abuse.

032) Do you get online a lot? If I have time
033) Are you shy or outgoing? Somebody says that I am extrovert but I know I am very introvert
034) Do you shower? Everyday, without exception
035) Do you hate school? No
036) Do you have a social life? I have to think about it
037) How easily do you trust people? I don't trust except my two best friends and my Mom

038) Have you ever lied to your best friends? I don't lie

041) Do you like to dance? I don't know but I would like to

068) Have you ever been out of state? All over my life
069) Do you like to travel? Too much

070) Have you ever been expelled from school? Never in my life
071) Have you ever been suspended from school? Never
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown? Always
072) Are you spoiled? I don't think so
073) Are you a brat? No
074) Have you ever been dumped? Never
075) Have you ever gotten high? Never
076) What's your favorite drink? Dr. Pepper and Water

078) Do you drink a lot of water? Yeah (5 lit everyday)
079) What toothpaste do you use? Crest

080) Do you have a cell phone or pager? Cell Phone
081) Do you have a curfew? No
082) Who do you look up to?
083) Are you a role model? Yes to some extent

085) What name brand do you wear the most? Lee, Nike
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear? I am not Girl

087) What do you have pierced? Nope
088) What do you want pierced? Not at all
089) Do you like taking pictures? yeah
090) Do you like getting your picture taken? Nope
091) Do you have a tan? I hate sun!!
092) Do you get annoyed easily? Sometime with my Dad!!
093) Have you ever started a rumor? Sometime in Undergrad in Dorm!!!!

096) Do you have any siblings? My elder Sister
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs? Boxer

098) Have you ever been played? No

099) Have you ever played anyone? No
100) Do you get along with your parents? Yes
102) How do you vent your anger? Leave the situation at once
103) Have you ever run away? I don't like to

105) Do you even have a job? Army, Banker, Researcher and parttime job.
106) Do you daydream a lot? In my childhood

108) Do you run your mouth? No

109) What do you want a tattoo of? Name Of the girl I like!!!!
110) What do you have a tattoo of? No
112) What does your ex look like? I didn't have any
113) What does your most recent crush look like? No

116) Are you rude? No

117) What was the last great compliment you received? "Do you use lipstick?"
118) Do you like getting dirty? Calcutta is dirty place so I hate to be.

121) What is your heritage? My parents are from different religion but both are Indian.
122) What is your favorite number? 1
123) What does your hair look like right now? BLACK
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian? No
125) When was your last real heartbreak? Don't comment.
126) Describe your looks? 5'9, looks like bulldogger :D
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color? Rather Shave


130) When was the last time you were drunk? 1 1/2 year ago

135) Have you ever had an eating disorder? No
137) How many rings until you answer the phone? I don't like but from 2 friends i always pick up

140) Do you look more like your mother or father? Some say my mom and others say daddy
141) Do you cry a lot? If I did something wrong against somebody.
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? No

144) What's your favorite phrase? Basically
145) Are you the romantic type? Yes I am
146) Have you ever been chased by cops? Never in my life
147) What do you like most about your body? I don't know
148) What do you like least about your body? Abs

151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Both

155) Is your best friend a virgin? Yes they are!!!

156) What color are your underwear right now? Blue
157) What theme does your room have? Big mess
158) What size shoe do you wear? 10
159) What jewelry are you wearing now? I don't have any

162) How are you feeling right now? My leg soaring.
163) When was the last time you were at a party? I don't like it!!!
164) Have you ever given a lap dance? I went to strip club, I hate it!!! So I won't go again.
165) What do you sleep in? With shorts and nothing on upper part
166) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you? Yes
167) What is one of your bad qualities? Stubborn
168) What is one of your good qualities? Compassionate
169) Would you marry for money? I hate to
170) What do you drive? Nissan Altima

172) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child? Mummy's boy
173) What does your username mean? Don't know
174) What's your favorite journal to read? American chemical Society (ACS journal)
175) When was the last time you cried? Few days ago in a lonely place for my Mom!!!
Stolen from ::~missionquestthing

<<STEREOTYPES!>>
I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (This is me)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (this is me too)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (This is me)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (This is me)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (This is me)
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (This is me)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (This is me)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (This is me)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (This is me... LOL)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm HANDSOME, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (in MS, This is me)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (This is me)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GUYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (This is me)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. (This is me......... LOL)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (This is me)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (This is me)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (This is me)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (This is me)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (This is me)
I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (This is me)
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (This is me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (This is me)
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with PROSTITUTES.. so I MUST be a manwhore myself. (This is me)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (This is me)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (This is me)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (This is me)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(This is me)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (This is me)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (This is me)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (This is me)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (This is me)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (This is me)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be GAY. (This is me)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in. (This is me)
I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere. (This is me)
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Gay.
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (This is me)
I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME. (This is me)
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.
  • Listening to: Chinese
  • Reading: The wall street Journal
  • Watching: Boobs
  • Playing: SAD
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
Rule-1
The Boss is always right.

Rule-2
If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

Rule-3
Those who work get more work.
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule-4
Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged
in pulling that person down.

Rule-5
If you are good, you will get all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6
When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,
They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7
It doesn't matter what you do,
It only matters what you say you've done
and what you are going to do.

Rule-8
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters
from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9
Don't be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10
The more crap you put up with,
The more crap you are going to get.

Rule-11
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

Rule-12
When you don't know what to do,
Walk fast and look worried.

Rule-13
Following the rules will not get the job done.

Rule-14
If it weren't for the last minute,
Nothing would get done.

Rule-15
Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

Rule-16
No matter how much you do,
You never do enough.

Rule-17
You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work
you are supposed to be doing.

Rule-18
In order to get a promotion,
You need not necessarily know your job.

Rule-19
In order to get a promotion,
You only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule-20
The last person that quit or was fired will be
held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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  • Listening to: Gay boy friend
  • Reading: The wall street Journal
  • Watching: O____O
  • Playing: Mood
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
SCENE: First night of the marriage.

CHARACTERS: Science Bride and Non science Groom.

The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction...

GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:

Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing
waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?

The guy faints

GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:

Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions:

Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zerO and the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.

Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions.

The guy goes mad.

GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):

You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss
about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing background?

The guy applies for divorce.

GIRL from EE(Electronics Engineering):

So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!

The guy is found hanging from fan next day.








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What to do. Read it. Copy it. Paste into your journal. Erase my answers and write your own. Choose someone to tag. Those tagged have to put this into their own journal. Anyone may use it, wheter or not tagged, though.

~Quiz~
1. What color are your kitchen plates?
White

2. What book are you reading now?
None

3. Manga I'm currently reading:
Nothing

4. What is on your mouse pad?
Periodic Table

5. Favorite board game?
Cards

6. Favorite smells?
Rain, Cinnamon

7. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
What I have to do in my research

8. Favorite color:
Blue

9. Least favorite color:
Red

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
two or three, Cell phone is annoying

10. Future child's name:
I have to think

11. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla

12. Do you like to drive fast?
Yes

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope

14. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yes very much

15. What was your first car?
Nissan, Altima

16. What is your sign?
Tauras


17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
sometimes

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
Own my own phermaceutical industry.

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
Blue

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
Half Empty

21. What is your favorite movie?

Benhur, Casablanca, Goodfellas, The beautiful mind, Gladiator, The Princess Bride, Catch Me If You Can, Dial M for Murder, March of Penguins, Lawrence of Arabia, North by Northwest, Wimblondon, The 40 year old virgin, All James Bond Collection!!! The Terminator, The french Kiss, Fever Pitch

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
No

23. What's under your bed?
Evrything

24. What is your favorite number?
1

25. Favorite sport to watch?
Soccer

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
shoulder

27. Person most likely to respond?
my mother

28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
I don't know

29. Ketchup or mustard?
None

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
None of them

32. F**k
Still I don't have any experience.

33. The best place you have ever been?
A silent place near any river where I can design future life saving drugs.

34. What is your screen saver?
My mom.

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
Depends

36. What is your favorite breed of dog?
Syberian Husky!!

37. Your nicknames?JR, Junebug, etc..
Dipu, Dip.

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
My mom did on my forehead!! That is blessing, I guess

39. What annoys you the most?
Stupidity

40. What's your crush's name?
Don't have one

41. What's your best friend's name?
Dr. Chanda

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
Brittney Spears

43. What type of music do you dislike the most?
Rap, Gospal

44. What color are your eyes?
Brown

45. What?
Stupid

46. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire island, what would you do?
Depends on the person.

47. Are you a righty or a lefty?
Righty

48. What's your favorite TV show?
BBC world!! National geographic.

49. If you could make-out with any cartoon/anime character, who would it be?
Archi!!

50. If you could say or do anything to Johnny Depp, what would you do?
I don't like to take autograph.

51. What is your favorite book(s) or author?

"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!

52. If someone stole your wallet/ bag what would you do?
I use to forget it most of the time!! Nik knows that!!!

53. Would you/have you ever had someones name tattooed on your body?
No way!! I hate that!!

54. How many fingers am I holding up?
none

55. Where's your mother?
In Calcutta, India

56. Do you know the muffin man, if so who is he, where does he live.
I don't know.

57. Who's your favorite pirate?
I don't know!!

58. Who's your favorite Ninja?
Ha ha. I am stupid.

59. If you were to choose another place and period of history to live, where and when would it be?
another period in histroy...?
The rome, Italy.

60. Ice cream or pastries?
None of them!!

61. If you can be born again for the same life, would you do that?
I want to be a mathematician!!!

62. What is your favorite animal?
Tiger

64. What is your object in life?
Do something for human being with discoveries.

65. What do you see first every morning when you wake up?
I dream with my research so i like to see them in the morning.

66. What is your computer wallpaper(background)?
Ha ha, Very personal!!

67. Since this is an art community, what inspires your art the most?
Nature

68. Do YOU have an iPod?
yes

69. Would you train a monkey for $2o dollars?
no

70. Do you ever go to church?
no, only on Christmas day.

71. Lyk OMG am I a n00b???!!!1?1one!?
I don't understand!!

72. Is your mind corrupt?
Nope

73. I NEED to get a life. Do you?
yeah

74. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?
take bath for one time a day and drinks 5 lit of water assume how many time should i go?

75. Do you believe in good Grammar and Spelling?
grammer yes, spelling not so much

76. Do you like werewolves and wolves?
I don't have answer

77. Ever had an operation?
yes, eye surgery, hand, leg broken few times during soccer.

78. Manga you own
A tiger

79. Math, Science, English, or History?
Math, Chemistry

80. Favorite Video Game?
Need for speed, Call for duty 2.